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Filip \u010corn\u00fd<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b> Well, I reckon you didn’t do it, then.<\/p>\r\n

Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Why do you say that?<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0Y’know, I’ve driven a buncha fellas down to this prison. Lord knows how many. Usually is ‚bout now I get the „I didn’t do it.“<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Every time?<\/p>\r\nPoliceman:<\/b>\u00a0Every time.<\/div>\r\n

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Police Radio:<\/b>\u00a0We’ve got what looks like a 10-91E near Peachtree Exit of 285. All cars asked to keep on the lookout for a 91V in the area.<\/p>\r\n

Lee looks at the rearview mirror.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0I followed your case a little bit, you being a Macon boy and all.<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0You’re from Macon then.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0Yep. Came up to Atlanta to be a city cop in the seventies. Always wanted to work a murder case, like that senatorial mess you got yourself mixed up in, with all due respect. A real shame, that is.<\/p>\r\n

Lee looks out the window as another police car speeds past in the opposite direction with its sirens on.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0Hell, the whole family used to be regulars at your folks‘ drugstore right in downtown. Still there?<\/p>\r\n

Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Sure is.<\/p>\r\nPoliceman:<\/b>\u00a0Good.<\/div>\r\n

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Police Radio:<\/b>\u00a0Be advised of medical personnel on route to Hartsfield, various 10’s and 20’s coming in.<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Any of that seem important to you?<\/p>\r\nPoliceman:<\/b>\u00a0All of it, but that box never shuts up. Sit in this seat and pay too much attention and you’ll drive yourself crazy.<\/div>\r\n

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Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0I got a nephew up at UGA, you teach there long?<\/p>\r\n

Lee:<\/b> Going on my sixth year.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0You meet your wife in Athens?<\/p>\r\n

Lee looks distressed and turns his face away, looking out the window.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0You wanna know how I see it?<\/p>\r\n

Several more police cars pass by with their sirens on, along with a SWAT truck, all of them driving in the opposite direction.<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Sure.<\/p>\r\n

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The policeman opens his mouth, about to speak, but notices Lee glaring at him and stays silent for a few moments.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0Regardless, could be you just married the wrong woman.<\/p>\r\n

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Lee opens his mouth to speak, but decides not to, grunting dismissively.<\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n

Radio turns on.<\/p>\r\n

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Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0You\u2019ll have to learn to stop worrying about things you can\u2019t control.<\/p>\r\nLee and the officer stay silent for a few seconds.<\/div>\r\n

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Police Radio:<\/b>\u00a0Riot in progress. All officers available for incoming 217’s. Rolling calls and dispatches to all locations.<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n

A helicopter, two SWAT trucks, and several police cars pass by.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0I’m driving this man once, he was the worst one. He wouldn’t stop going on about how he didn’t do it. He was an older fella. Big, soft eyes behind a pair of smart folk glasses, and he’s just wailing back there, says it wasn’t him. Crying and snotting all over, right where you’re sitting.<\/p>\r\n

Police Radio:<\/b>\u00a0All officers are available for incoming 21–<\/p>\r\n

The policeman turns off the radio.<\/p>\r\n

Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0Then before long he starts kicking the back of the seat, like a fussy baby on an airplane. And I tell him he’s gotta stop, that’s government property, and I’ll be forced to zap him otherwise. So he stops, and having exhausted all his options, he starts crying out for his Mama. „Mama, it’s all a big mistake! It wasn’t me!“<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0So did he do it?<\/p>\r\n

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Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0They caught the fucker red-handed! Stabbin‘ his wife, cutting her up as the boys came through the door! He sits in my car screaming bloody murder that it wasn’t him! I think he actually believed it himself. It goes to show, people will up and go mad when they believe their life is over. Oh, I got another good one for ya. This one’s a little bit less depressing and a bit more hilarious if I do say so.<\/p>\r\n

The policeman turns as he is talking, looking away from the road as a zombie wanders right in front of the car.<\/p>\r\n

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Lee:<\/b>\u00a0Oh, shit!<\/p>\r\n

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Policeman:<\/b>\u00a0This other time–<\/p>\r\n

The car crashes into the person on the road, veering out of control, through the guard rail, and off the edge of the cliff. Half-conscious, the man sees zombies moving outside the car and hears screams and growls before passing out.<\/p>\r\n

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